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The tripod version will no longer recieve updates until further notice.

Welcome to my Asylum. I am Lord Desolator. This website contains material that is quite psychotic, bizarre, and funny. Enjoy viewing what you find on this site, but don't take it seriously. I am merely joking around here. I like to post stuff that is as psychotic as possible. To know more about me and my site, go to 'Who is Desolator?'. By the way, I apologise for those annoying popups. Next time, just wait for them to go past and most of them will vanish.

If you have any comments or questions about this site, then email me at lorddesolator@hotmail.com.

To keep you up to date, I usually put any major events regarding this website in the 'Past Updates'. So whenever you come here, I recommend going in the 'Updates Log' section. Sometimes I make minor changes but I don't bother to put that in the news. It could be just to fix up errors or editting to improve something.

Whatever you view here, you will probably think, 'What the fuck!?' and that is when I have achieved my aim with this site.
THIS MONTH'S NEWS

22/11/03 - Last night, I graduated from Year 12 and I'm pretty damn happy about that. And NO, I did NOT wear a scream mask or a jester hat to the graduation. I didn't do so much as pull a face. It was a night where I had to be more normal than ever. You'll be surprised but I actually succeeded in being very normal! But then again, I can be sane whenever I want to, but sometimes I choose not to. Especially when I'm posting on this site. After all, when I'm working on this site, being normal is a no-no. Being sane is certainly not an option when thinking of ideas. For this site to work effectively, being serious is a hangable offense. Well, there are exceptions, such as most of the news I post and the disclaimer.

Anyway, I have two, count 'em, two new articles that have been posted simultaneously for your viewing. One article is not so sadistic (maybe a little bit is, but the article is quite innocent overall) but the other one is pure evil. They are the Survival of the Fattest and Corpse Turns to Lime Jelly. For future references, they can be found under the main stuff. I hope you enjoy them without emailing me about getting nightmares or being mislead into physically inflating yourself. But you should remember that your life is your life and not mine. Also remember that my material is just to entertain and not to offend (even if it is offensive).
 
17/11/03 - First of all, I'd like to say that I'm as glad as hell that I have finished my exams! But for all you who still have exams at the moment, remember that there's not much longer left. Well, not at my school anyway. Now I just have to wait until I graduate at the end of the week. Now, onto the news. Even though I do not celebrate Halloween, since I'm an Australian, I still took it upon myself to post my first Halloween special, Killoween #1 under the Main Stuff. Yes, it's another of those sick psychopathic articles. But you can trust me when I say that I'm also going to work on making articles that are not as 'deadly' even though they may contain some stupid-ass humour (gotta love it though) but maybe it may be clever as well, but I'm not gonna tell you what they are gonna be because (1) I might change my mind and not like the idea and (2) I don't want to spoil the surprise. Also, I have posted a weird dream that I had a fair while ago.
 
5/11/03 - First of all, I got another fanmail from a friend of mine. She also gave me some advice regarding the site's theme that I have taken into consideration. I take suggestions seriously, and her suggestion is no exception. This means I will be uploading content that isn't quite so violent or gruesome. But for all you who love the gorey and scary kind of stuff, don't worry. I've got a lot of ideas in that area that I will upload for you in the future. But I will also try other themes. Whatever the themes may be, I will try to make them insane and funny. Well, at least funny. Also, I have posted a new article in relation to a party I went to last week.

Last updated: 22/11/2003

© Copyright 17/12/2002 by Lord Desolator.

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DISCLAIMER

The purpose of this site's content is to provide entertainment to its viewers. None of it is serious. The only thing you should take seriously is this disclaimer. If you are stupid enough to take it seriously and get offended, then you are an idiot and should leave NOW. Also, for those of you who think I am a negative person, you obviously don't know shit about me. I am mostly a happy person. If you think that I am insane, you are probably right, but It's all in a positive way. Further more, I do not encourage violence, so this website will not take any responsibility for any actions you take, or be responsible for any nightmares. If you choose to bitch to me about having nightmares, don't bother unless you want to make me laugh. Nightmares are not real, remember?

Even though I poke fun at violence in most of my pages, I am not really a violent person. I would never laugh if I saw someone die, and I never laugh when I hear about the deaths and violence that occur in the real world. Violence and death is not funny in real life, but depending on which way the subject is poked fun at, it can be considered funny on the internet, TV, or any other media. Obviously if it's for a comical purpose. Also, this website is NOT intended for children under the age of 13. Also, this disclaimer is subject to change without notice and you are still bound to its rules.